... And because that masturbation video was a fake!
This is some TMZ shit! Why release a so-called Zooey Deschanel masturbation tape if you're going to blackout the money shot? Supposedly Deschanel sent a sexy tape to her boyfriend back in 1998. That would make her approximately barely legal. Zooey starred in (500) Days of Summer and has a role in the upcoming comedy My Idiot Brother.