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Victoria Silvstedt is still messing around on a boat in France. This time delivering a nice upskirt for us all to enjoy.

I was huge fan of the E! reality TV show Pretty Wild before it was canceled because one of the "stars" Alexis Neiers was locked up for burglarizing the home of Orlando Bloom. The show pretty much consisted of filming the 21-year-old Tess Taylor and her 18-year-old sister Alexis changing their clothes.

Today it was revealed that Tess' sister Alexis is Lindsay Lohan's -- one of the people she robbed -- neighbor in jail. While reading up on this development I realized that Tess was Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Week (July 13, 2009). Even though everything I have read pretty much supports this. I refuse to believe that I overlooked this little fact, and keep thinking this is different Tess Taylor and not the one from Pretty Wild.

If you regularly follow this blog then you know I have awful taste in music (Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga), but it's my job to bring you the hottest pictures on the interwebs, and I think Guitar World’s 2011 Buyer’s Guide qualifies. Here are Playboy playmates Sara Jean Underwood, Kara Monaco, Jayde Nicole, Kassie Logsdon and Heather Rae Young rocking some guitars.

I have this strange feeling that, Debrahlee "I'm Too Sexy for Citibank" Lorenzana, is going to eventually pose for Playboy, or at least receive an offer from the magazine. Lets see if I'm right. Here is the story:

CBSNews.com

Debrahlee Lorenzana Files Complaint After "Too Sexy for Citibank" Lawsuit

Lorenzana, the 33-year-old who claims in a lawsuit that her Citibank bosses fired her because of her sex appeal, is now asking New York human rights officials to investigate her claims.

On Monday, the banker filed a complaint against Citibank with the state Division of Human Rights.

Lorenzana says she was a victim of sex discrimination and then retaliation for speaking up, and says she is taking action both for herself and to make sure other women do not suffer from discrimination.

From The Associated Press:

"Playboy certainly must do something to get more people, especially younger people, to buy a magazine that has seen circulation plummet from 3.15 million in 2006 to 1.5 million today. Editorial director, Jimmy Jelline said he hopes the issue featuring centerfold Hope Dworaczyk in 3-D will remind people that for all the infatuation with the Internet, there is nothing quite like having a magazine in your hands."

"Playboy's June edition hits newsstands Friday equipped with 3-D glasses. Now the toy that has kids dodging dragons, meatballs and tall blue aliens at the movies will help adults focus on what is, at first glance, a very blurry Playmate of the Year."

Playboy has really been dropping the ball lately. First there was the non-nude Heidi Montag issue, and then brought Playgirl back from the dead so the thorn in Sarah Palin's side, Levi Johnston could pose, AND he didn't get naked either! WTF! Now they are like-a-year late with New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's $4,000 an hour whore Ashley Dupre! Well... At least she is friggen naked!

Not only does Tara Reid probably desperately need the money, she also wanted to show the world that she fixed her shark attack boobs by posing for Playboy. Check out the proof below and have a great weekend!

I'm working on getting all the Marge Simpson Playboy pictures that I can. Here are a few I picked up from the underground Interwebs, but I'm not sure if they are real or not.

Victoria Silvstedt's is not masturbating at the beach, she just needed a little adjustment. Like when men adjust their balls. At least she didn't sniff her hand after twiddling around down there.

Total Nonstop Action (TNA) wrestling's Traci Brooks did a spread for Playboy.com on their Cyber Club release. The 34 well-built country girl has come along way from home as she shows off her muscles and other noticeable assets! She can pin me any day of the week.

Loads of pictures after jump..