Loni Evans

This reviewer has always considered himself somewhere in the middle of the political spectrum. My family stemmed conservative values have always clashed with my liberal antics thus I could never decide on a firm stance and I will never intend on picking one. Politics are boring and pointless when done democratically even though democracy is the best kind of governing available in the world today; those close to me are flabbergasted by my decision to not make a decision and scorn me by making sure to notate that, "politics effect us all and your voice needs to be heard." While that statement is true, my single vote doesn't do shit nor will it ever because democracy flows with the current cultures and my single vote won't make a difference. So, when my editor tells me Hustler is sending us This Ain't Fox News XXX, my first reaction wasn't positive in all honesty and there was no animosity toward Hustler for parodying one of my news outlets, but more toward the fact that what kind of fucking story will come out this? After some internal deliberation, I came to realization that bashing a particular party and seeing "Bill O'Reilly" getting his dick wet by a cock washer could be entertaining. I'm glad to be an independent...