Lara Croft

Alison Carroll has taken over the Lara Croft mantle. Remember that video game Tomb Raider, that was made into a movie starring Angelina Jolie? Yeah that one, now Carroll gets to make appearances as Croft (the FAKE character from the game), where she will get to meet thousands of fat 45-year-old who jerk off to her in their parent's basement. Hope she has a lot of hand sanitizer.