heidi montag

I'm bored of Heidi Montag bikini pictures and fake Playboy spreads. She better hurry and release her sex tape before I totally erase her from my life.

Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon confirmed to TMZ that a sex tape starring her and Heidi Montag does exist, but she doubts Spencer Pratt has it. Pratt is seeking $5 million from Vivid Entertainment for footage of his estranged wife having sex. Steven Hirsch told TMZ that Pratt's price is reasonable.

2010 The Year of the Celebrity Sex Tape!

2010 has brought us Kendra Exposed, Danielle Staub Raw and Montana Exposed. Pretty impressive!

And now TMZ says Heidi Montag is next! This could possibly be the biggest sex tape since Paris Hilton.

Vivid honcho Steven Hirsch told TMZ, "I just got off the phone with Spencer Pratt about a sex tape with Heidi Montag."

He continues, "We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal."

We are on full Heidi Sex Tape watch and will keep you updated.

Hate her or love her, you have to admit that Heidi Montag's obsession with plastic surgery has done her well. Don't lie to yourself... You would totally do her if you had the chance!

She may be an annoying, untalented, bitch who is married to the biggest douchebag in the universe, but Heidi Montag is still hot. I now I would kill for her body. I also threw in her Miss Universe performance from the other night. Some pretty funny shit! Watch the video after the jump.

I'm very confused! What was the point of featuring Heidi Montag in Playboy if she didn't get nude? We have all seen her in a bikini before, and I'm not even sure many people even wanted to see her nude in the first place. Heff should get his money back!

Here is the very NOT-sexy Heidi Montag Playboy cover, and what Montag had to say about appearing in the mag:

"I would take things with moderation. I think God created the body," she said. "I think we're born naked. We die naked. I don't think it's something to be ashamed of. I think the body is a beautiful piece of artwork that God created. I have nothing to be ashamed of."

Okay. So, over the past month, I've come across three newly released music videos. Each different musically in their own respective ways. But here at SSC, we don't respect that. You know what we're all about.

After the jump, there will be three music videos from artists Make That Girl Dance, Heidi Montag, and Matt & Kim. If you don't want to listen to the music, just click mute. Watch it for the "aesthetic" value they offer. Enjoy!

I hate Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt as much as everybody else, but I can't help but admit that she looks hot in this bikini picture. I wish my ass looked that good in a bikini.

I don't know but I would say that was done on purpose. Showing off her nipples, that is. I have seen street walkers dress better than this. Hmmmph