Britney Spears

Where has Britney Spears been? Well she is back, new and improved with... Underwear!

What do you do when you want to see Britney Spears naked but can't? Get some hotter chick to pose naked as her, now try and get your girlfriend or wife to do that and see what happens. Naked Keeley Hazell after the jump.

Here are some classic Britney Spears' vagina shots after the jump!

You ever see that fake Britney Spears/ Anna Kournikova DVD? (See Here) I use to sell them at conventions for extra money...shhhh. Anyway this new video of Britney rehearsing for her new music video reminds me of it. Some creepy paparazzi films her through a crack in a wall for three minutes before he hits gold catching her boob pop out of her "costume." Poor Brit can't catch a break!

It doesn't pop out until the end so save yourself the time and skip ahead.

Our picture of Britney shopping nude yesterday may have been a little suspicious, but today we got real pictures of a Britney Spears' upskirt. She is getting closer by actually wearing fishnets this time, but it still looks like she still has no panties on. If you look close, it looks like an old friend is peaking out to say hi.

Egotastic.com just posted pictures of Britney Spears' naked boob while shopping.

"Britney Spears naked, in the middle of a Betsy Johnson boutique in the Westfield Fashion Square in Sherman Oaks, California."

Picture and link after tha jump.

Word of the upcoming movie, War Inc., indicates that Duff's character is modeled around a POPular problem child. War Inc. is scheduled to premiere at Sundance this month in which Hillary Duff, stars alongside John Cusack.

Recently John Cusak told the Sun Times in reference to Duff's character: “She plays a very slutty pop star, which is the real joke. The idea of Hillary, who is so classy and wholesome, playing a slut is funny.”

According to unconfirmed reports, pop-diva and tabloid favorite Britney Spears is stepping out for charity later this week. Britney will walk the streets of Bevery Hills wearing a sandwich board adorned with the phrase "will suck dick for self respect". Though the charity in question remains unnamed, a source near 'Brit Brit' indicated that the charity is very close and dear to Britney's heart.

"In Touch" magazine got to the bottom of why Britney Spears likes to go commando , asking a "longtime friend" of the star "Why doesn't Brit wear panties?"

Tuesday Knight told the magazine: "The underwear thing is ridiculous," I've said, you cannot walk into a store wearing just a shirt with your underwear off."

Sounds like good advice to me, but it still doesn't tell us why she doesn't wear them!

The 38 year-old jewelry designer told the magazine that she has heard "Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Brit talk about how they shock Hollywood just for the fun of it."

And shocked they have. Remember in 2002 when perverts flocked to see Spears acting debut in the movie Crossroads, just because she danced in her underwear (OK maybe they didn't "flock" but I know a lot of men who watched it just for that scene).

I can just imagine the masturbatory fantasies that followed, how many men dreamed of what Britney would look like naked. Then in 2006 the world got a glimpse of Britney's stink hole, and it was NOT pretty. It was like Crossroads had a sequel, and it was a horror film.

Some of us gave her a pass, maybe her Va-J-Jay looked so bad because of the way she was sitting, just a bad pic-day for it. Then two day later at a gas station it was confirmed, Britney Spears' vagina looked like chewed roast beef.

Now in 2007 and as we close in on 2008, you can't even give a picture of it away. The days when "Britney Spears' Vagina" brought the Internet to a standstill are long over.

So it is time to put some panties on, the world just doesn't care anymore Britney.

See Brit's last Vagina sighting after the jump!