Erotic DVD Review: Pervirella (1997)

Pervirella (1997)

There is no other creature more stunning, more beautiful, more sexual than Pervirella in all of Condor or the world for that matter. Only a power amulet from her mother can calm her sex demon crazed urges that no man on the planet could withstand. To cure Pervirella of her curse, her adopted father, the Professor Rumphole Pump, his sidekick Monty, and the Queen Victoria's right hand man Sexton Ming, must travel to Amazonia to obtain the elixir of life. However, Sexton Ming, also the leader of the Cult of the Pervs, has his own plans for Pervirella and the elixir of life.

This is a pure example of the best outrageous, Monty Python like erotic action adventure comedy I have seen in quite some time. Coming straight from the Brits, they take a comical jab at everyone: the United States, the Aussies, the Africans and even themselves. The budget has to be nowhere near $2,000 (or £1,000). There are use of obvious models, well-placed and intentional to give it that extra bad-it-so-funny aftertaste. The dialogue is rather snazzy with the British chopping accent; however, it is surprising well scripted. I was surprise to find myself actually snickering and, at some points, busting my ass laughing.

When I said that this film is outrageous, I meant it. Character Queen Victoria is 120 and some odd years old and she gives birth like every hour until she spawns a male heir. Oh yeah, did I mention she kept alive by a machine invented by the curator for the Museum of Curiosities and she births like the Queen from Aliens? No joke. A tube automatically slides out of her chair, she groans and the splatters onto a floor is a baby. Lets not also neglect the various amounts of phallus symbols and non-symbols. On Amazonia, you'll come across a large, very horny, penis monster. He has a hard on for Pervirella.

Pervirella is ultra low-budget sleaze and doesn't give a flying fuck what anybody thinks of it. It is unsophisticated adulterated fun. You can oogle at the many Brit tits that make up the Lesbian and free-loving orgy scenes which include fake plantlike genitalia, groovy throwback sex and a perversion like no other has ever seen (or probably ever want to see). The scenarios are something like out of a bad dream, but unlike a wake up in your sweat kind of deviant nightmare, it is just a surreal world where the battle is between the performance of unusual sexual practices. The special effects might be cheese and blatant models but does that matter when you have an adventure that takes you across the world in stylish fashion, a movie that breaks every cinematic rule you ever will read or might not read in a book, and the effects definitely won't matter when you see future scream queen Emily Booth's sweet bosom.